A Review Of Bobby’s Review of Nicki Esqudero’s Review of The U.S. Vs. John Lennon In Flag Live Nov 2-8 2006

I’ve got to be, not only the meanest, but also the lamest guy out there. I mean the self loathing and jealousy just comes through with flying colors. I mean, you try to cover it up with that last paragraph, but come on. It’s just sad really. That’s what it is. Just sad. I mean even if you’re 100 percent right on, who cares? It’s just a movie review. And in the Flag Live! Who gives a shit? Secondly, why so harsh? Not everyone cares about this dumb shit like Yoko Ono and John Lennon. Some people might not know that John Lennon was shot in 1981. That doesn’t make them a bad person. They don’t have to know that to have something to offer. You don’t have to be so elitist. Some people might think that the Beatles suck.

Okay, fuck that. I mean, I can understand overrated. But no one thinks the Beatles suck. I mean how could they? I mean sure, they ripped off black music. But they weren’t racists, they just loved the music, and despite not knowing that it would catch on, or maybe they did, I don’t know, but they were savvy businessmen regardless.

Okay, so the Paul sucks. Most of the time. That first solo album is awesome though. And Ringo’s an underrated drummer. He doesn’t scream for attention, he just gets the job done. And how.

See. Only you care about that shit. No one else. Maybe your elitist friends. Okay, and maybe that girl that moved to New York that’s obsessed with the Beatles that you almost lived with but are super glad that you didn’t. But even you think she’s a little weird with the Beatles stuff. I mean there are better bands than the Beatles. The Stones, the Who, hell, ELO has some pretty great songs.

But you see what I’m saying right? You talk down to people with this shit. When they don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re mean. Or you get closed minded. People think that you don’t like them. Do you get that? Why do you write shit like this? What are you trying to prove?

That you’re better than Nicki Esqudero? Who cares? She’s a human being. And she’s got a gig with the Flag Live. Who cares how many times you’ve tried to write for them. You’ve got your own website. Okay, it’s Ray’s website, but you’ve got total access to it. I mean you put this on there. Right?

Don’t be so down on yourself. And don’t be so down on other people whether they like the Beatles or not. Other people are entitled to their opinions. There are other opinions besides yours. Like assholes, remember? Don’t be an asshole. Bad writing is okay. It’s going to be okay.

1 Response to “A Review Of Bobby’s Review of Nicki Esqudero’s Review of The U.S. Vs. John Lennon In Flag Live Nov 2-8 2006”


  1. Gravatar 1 Jeremiah Ronnie Lee Brooks

    Dear Bobby,
    You obviously dont “get” Nicki, her essence, her miasma, her delicious allure.
    She is without a doubt, the best writer in Flagstaff.
    Her prowess as a satirist is unmatched.
    She is ten thousand times more hip than anyone you know and she’s had her name on everyone’s lips once a month for like, at least five years now.
    In short, she’s a genius.
    All of you LETS-START-A-BAND-THAT SOUNDS-ALMOST-THE SAME AS-OUR-LAST-BAND-EXCEPT-WITH-A-KEYBOARD-AND-LETS-NOT-RETURN-JEREMY’S-FUCKING-POWER-TOOLS-FOR-FOUR-YEARS dirty, dogwalking Macy’s slurping fucks can suck a bag of cat shit through a straw and die.
    p.s. I detest the fucking Beatles.

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